I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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