just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
