He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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