Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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