It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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