i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
God I need to hump something, right now.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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