Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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