I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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