Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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