Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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