Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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