I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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