You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
