girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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