? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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