does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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