Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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