How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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