is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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