So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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