she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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