he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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