the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
