yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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