then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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