I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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