I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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