woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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