just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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