yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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