it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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