Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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