She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
