Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Randomize
