I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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