Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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