goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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