he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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