im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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go home
The beer is more important than you right now.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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