Its about making memories worth repressing
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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