i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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