life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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