Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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