I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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