He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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