Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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