the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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