suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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