i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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