Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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